BOLD NATIVE
Jesse, 23, Male, Melbourne, Australia.
I am obsessed with beauty, sincerity and truth.
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Taoism and Ahimsa I promote a vegan lifestyle, and im also Straightedge, but its totally cool if you aren't. Compassion, humility, moderation.

 

Now you can finally make sweet, sweet love to your iPad with the FleshLiPad Holder (NSFW)

floatingthroughthedoldrums:

alessandro666:

iheartchaos:

 You like your iPad or Android tablet, right? You love it so much that you want to make sweet, sweet love to it, right? With the FleshLiPad, you can securely strap a Fleshlight to your tablet and hump it like a dog while looking at porn or Steve Jobs keynotes or whatever.

Via

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW!!!!

this is where were at.

Comedic value.

1 month ago Via iheartchaos
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  2. brosephandthetechnicolordreambro reblogged this from agniology and added:
    added the line break for nsfw content this is quite creative.
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  4. xxwithaslingshot reblogged this from captain-spaulding1000 and added:
    Well, I own the OhMiBod vibrator, which can hook into mp3 players and works that way. But I wouldn’t mind a penis...
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    There is one dude Or something really similar
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    I don’t know whether I should cringe or laugh. When is the vibrator attachment coming for the iPod, is the real...
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    this is disgusting and hilarious… nick salle…get one…just so i can say i know someone who has it.
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    i WOULD BUY THIS.
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    Hey inventors/scientists/creative people of the world, how are we for the progress of making things more environmentally...
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    i mean maybe if i was a horrible person i would deserve this
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    i love technology. like i really do
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW!!!!
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    WATDAFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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    How much do you want to bet this was made in japan, or another asian country?
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    FINALLY POV porn makes sense to the world!
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